A FUNKOTRONIAN TRAVEL GUIDE

 

This pocket Inter-galactic travel guide was published in funkotron in 1990, it's probably the one that Toe Jam & Earl were carrying aboard the Rapmaster Rocketship when they crashed on Earth in 1991.

A friend of mine who we gonna call "Scientist X." working for the N.A.S.A. accepted to give me a copy of this book he made in 1992 after it was discovered by an anonymous in rosebushes and before the government of the USA confiscated it, it is now TOP SECRET. We are taking huge risks by making it available for the all world.

I can not guarantee your safety if you decide to read it as long as I' m no longer quiet for my own safety!

So I let you decide, the "Compendium of common earthlings" is available here :

COMPENDIUM OF COMMON EARTHLINGS.DOC